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Beware Of Artillery

Americans tow boats for fishing and other recreational sports. Russians, they pass free time differently.

Stay Away From Russian Made Cars

The front structure of most modern western vehicles will deform during collision in order to absorb the force of high impact. This doesn't really apply to Russian made cars. They will go intact even through concrete.

Don't Argue With Other Motorists

Never try to argue with Russian motorists, even if they look like harmless monks. It may be dangerous for your health.

Don't Expect Any Help From The Police

They stand there just to take your cash.

Beware Of Traffic Twister

There is an explanation for this one, but it's lengthly, and you're not going to believe it anyway.